Das Efx - Jussummen
Well I’m the jibber jabber, jaw like shabba
Franks making thanks, operating like trapper
John m.d., yea, that’s what folks tell me
I plan on going far and be a star like marcus welby
So there, dear, uhum, you suit though
Yes, I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like menudo
Or judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I gamble
And when I swings my thing, I take a swing like mickey mantle
But um, I got more flavors than a pack of now and laters
Beg your pardon, mr. keebler, but I love vanilla wafers
See, I got it going on ’cause of the songs that I write
I got it going on ’cause my crew is nuff hype
Plus I zitz em, I zamz em, I grams em like zorro
I shop at dagastino for a bag of stella dorro
Breadsticks, oh yes it’s the books plus three
Of my cousins, crazy drazy, ? (abe blitz and tea)?
’cause we’re
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Jussumen that’s on the mic...
Diggity yes, back up, I just come like shaka
Zulu, I pop like orville redenbacher
When I’m proper, I doobity dibble dabble wit my winnings
I drop a def jam as if my name was russell simmons
I’m funky, spunky, I clock bread like wonder
I’ll jump up and flex , make you think I’m jane fonda
I shiggity slam rito, I’m layed back like tito
I good gots nuff wisdom like mama montigo, amigo
Se vente, yes I can samba
I’m known like geraldo, shishi karamba
The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser
I got crazy smarts like that kid doogie howser
So cool out, purno, I burn you no jive
I wickity wax that scalp just like alberto v.o. five
Diggity damn right half pint, I taste great like bud lite
I’m well known like spike or walter kronkite
Cause we’re
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Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show
Thunder, thunder, thundercats, ho
Yep, I got my moms, I got my girl, I got my friends
And they say some making dollars, in japan, I’m making yenz
Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is william
I went and break a slut like donald trump can break a million
Or zillion, I kills ’em, I watches all my children
I’m hard as women, watch it silly stunt, just ask the pilgrims
I was strong from the get go, I’m not lou ferringo
I never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimbo
Like cheeko, I’m the man, yes indeed, I got the smart, so
When I take a stand, just take a seat like rosa arts
Some tomato, tomato, bolongna, bolongna
I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle zone ya
A loner, I can’t swim, I’m laughing in my hoodie
And I get down and boogie, oogie, oogie
Cause we’re
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I’m like slick rick the ruler but I’m cooler that a calvin
My mon’s name is june, my pops name is alvin
I’m not your kurt gowdie but I’m outtie, sianara
So hit the road jack so I can welcome back kotter
I flippity blast the ill shit, I flips them when I get them
I chills wit the books now mom paid out the rectum
No comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like sash squash
I’m deep, no steep, I’ll make you wanna join backwash (zoom)
I diggity drops a jam and now I’m slamming like madonna
I gave a crewcut to sinead o’conner
Your honor, I’m bad to the bone, word is born
’cause me and mrs. jones, we got a thing going on
Yes I am, my ? (gibitibibity)? bedroom will not end
To the diggity cows come home, take the gitney again
’cause it’s crazy, so give it a rest toots, don’t you know me
I go from ten to two just like ivan roni
’cause we’re
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