Who - Cousin Kevin
Cousin kevin:
Cousin kevin:
Were on our own cousin,
Were on our own cousin,
All alone cousin.
All alone cousin.
Let’s think of a game to play
Let’s think of a game to play
Now the grownups have all gone away.
Now the grownups have all gone away.
You won’t be much fun
You won’t be much fun
Being blind deaf and dumb
Being blind deaf and dumb
But I’ve no one to play with today.
But I’ve no one to play with today.
D’you know how to play hide and seek?
D’you know how to play hide and seek?
To find me it would take you a week,
To find me it would take you a week,
But tied to that chair you won’t go anywhere
But tied to that chair you won’t go anywhere
There’s a lot I can do to a freak.
There’s a lot I can do to a freak.
How would you feel if I turned on the bath,
How would you feel if I turned on the bath,
Ducked your head under and started to laugh.
Ducked your head under and started to laugh.
What would you do if I shut you outside,
What would you do if I shut you outside,
To stand in the rain
To stand in the rain
And catch cold so you died?
And catch cold so you died?
I’m the school bully !
I’m the school bully !
The classroom cheat.
The classroom cheat.
The nastiest playfriend,
The nastiest playfriend,
You ever could meet.
You ever could meet.
I’ll stick pins in your fingers
I’ll stick pins in your fingers
And tread on your feet...
And tread on your feet...
Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
Would change your expression to one of alarm,
Would change your expression to one of alarm,
I’ll drag you around by a lock of your hair
I’ll drag you around by a lock of your hair
Or give you a push at the top of the stairs...
Or give you a push at the top of the stairs...
I’m the school bully !
I’m the school bully !
The classroom cheat.
The classroom cheat.
The nastiest playfriend,
The nastiest playfriend,
You ever could meet.
You ever could meet.
I’ll put glass in your dinner
I’ll put glass in your dinner
And spikes in your seat...
And spikes in your seat...