Uncle Kracker - Intro
(kid rocks only God knows why playing in the background.)
(buses airbrakes and horn)
Kracker: ugh..i guess this is where I get off?
Kid rock: yep...remember everything I told you?
Kracker: yep
Kid rock: got your songbook
Kracker: yep
Kid rock: got them beats I gave ya
Kracker: yep
Kid rock: money
Kracker: yep
Kid rock: cellphone
Kracker: hun huh
Kid rock: what’s wrong?
Kracker: what if I don’t make it?
Kid rock: that’s impossible
Kracker: well what if?
Kid rock: fuck what and tell if to suck my dick
Kracker: ha ha
Kid rock: I tought you to well for that, besides the money’s already
Made and the foundation’s already been laid.(lighter flick)
Now remember the most important thing I tought you.
When it gets crazy out there with the money, and the girls
And the fame.
Kracker: what’s that?
Kid rock: make sure you pinch it at the top before you roll it down
Kracker: got it
Kid rock: now get out of here
(bus leaving)