Was drivin’ in my car long about saturday night,
I met a guy in a silver trans-am at a traffic light,
He said hey, you want to make some dough? ,
Before I had a chance to say no,
He said all you gotta do is take miss lucy home
He told me his name was lou, he took me aside,
He said I really gotta go, but my baby, she needs a ride,
Well I thought it sounds kinda strange,
But he gave me twenty bucks and some change,
And said all you gotta do is take miss lucy home
Chorus:
Take miss lucy home, take miss lucy home,
All I gotta do is take miss lucy home,
(I don’t know)
Lou took off and left me with this drunk chick,
She had purple hair and a mouthful of green lipstick,
She said I used to live with lou,
But he’s catchin’ the next train to kathmandu,
He left me here so I I’ll stay with you
Well, now I’m in a mess cause I tried to be a hell of a guy,
When he said take her home,
How could I know he meant to take her to her to mine?
Not mine!
Drivin’ home in my car late last saturday night,
I met a guy in a red corvette at a traffic light,
I said hey, you want to make some dough,
Before he had a chance to say no,
I said all you got to do is take miss lucy home
Chorus:
Take miss lucy home, take miss lucy home,
All you gotta do is take miss lucy home
Chorus:
Take miss lucy home, take miss lucy home,
You gotta take miss lucy home,
All you gotta do is take miss lucy home,
(get her out of here!),
(whew!)