Ice Cube - The Shot
[phones ringing, babies crying]
White guy: hi how ya doin’ ?
Nurse: doctor’s office, could you hold please? yes sir can I help you?
White guy: yes I have a four o’clock appointment, I’m here to get my shot.
Nurse: okay, come right with me.
White guy: this isn’t gonna take too long is it?
Nurse: here we are, here have a seat right here.
White guy: oh great, thanks, thanks.
Nurse: the doctor will be right with you, and can I get you anything?
White guy: uhh maybe a glass of water would be great.
Nurse: okay great.
[door shuts]
White guy: damn, what is taking so long?
[door creaks open, funky music in the backround]
Doctor ice cube: yo wussup?
White guy: hi how ya doin’ ?
Doctor ice cube: alright, let’s see what we got here uhh, mr. white huh?
White guy: yes sir that’s me.
Doctor ice cube: heh, I heard you don’t like shots do ya?
White guy: no I sure don’t.
Doctor ice cube: aww you’re a big boy uhh this won’t hurt a bit,
Jus’ uhh turn your head...
White guy: let’s get this over with.
Doctor ice cube: yeah uhh, rub a little alcohol on there, right here,
For you, and uhh brace yourself!
[click]
[bang!]