Beastie Boys - Slow Ride
They got a committee to get me off the block
’cause I say my rhymes loud and I say ’em nonstop
Because being bad news is what we’re all about
We went to white castle and we got thrown out
I got my boy mike d. - I got the king adrock I got the jammy with the ammo inside my sock
I shot homeboy but the bullet was a dud
So I reached in the miller cooler - grabbed a cool bud
Slow riding, gun hidin’ on the go
I’m fly like an eagle and I drink old crow
I’m the king of the classroom - coolin’ in the back
My teacher had beef so I gave her a smack
She chased me out of class 0 she was strapped with a ruler
Went to the bathroom - rolled myself a wooler
With bottle in hand at the microphone stand
A. yo homeboy - what you drinkin’ man
I got money - I got juice
I got to the party and I got loose
I got rhythm - I got rhymes
I got the girlies with the def behinds
I got ill - I got busted
I got dust and I got dusted
I got gold - I got funky
I got the new dance - they call the brass monkey
Because I’m hard hittin’ - always biten - cool as hell
I got trees on my mirror so my car won’t smell
Sittin’ around the house - gettin’ high and watchin’ tube
Eating colonel’s chicken - drinkin’ heineken brew
I’m a gangster, I’m a prankster - I’m the king of the ave.
I’m hated, confrontated for the juice that I have
All the fly ladies are making a fuss
But I can’t pay attention - ’cause I’m on that dust